If a man is allowed to Select a girl from 100 girls
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and even if he picks the most
beautiful girl,
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he still FEELS the PAIN of losing the
remaining NINETY NINE...
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and

Women say... men don't have

FEELINGS..  😘😂😜                  

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Wife = Where R u.?
Husband = I'm At "Bank"
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Wife  = Wow thats good  I need 20,000  For new  Cell Phone  ,5,000  for new dress , 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for new purse, 8000 for my new cosmetics
Husband  Sorry ,
I mean
I am at Blood bank

"KHOON PIYEGI

KHOON ?"🍷🍷🍷 🍷
                😡😡😡😡😡

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Jagjit Singh singing- Yeh daulat b lelo, yeh shohrat bhi lelo..
..Suddenly Santa stands up& says- Main toh bahut pareshan hun,meri toh aurat b lelo....;)😂😂😂

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Male criteria for life partner...
They expect their women to Look like "Miss Universe" and
Work like"Shanta Bai..."

Females' criteria for life partner.... They expect their man to earn like ...Ambani  & behave like Manmohan Singh.

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Dedicated to all couples 😂
Always keep your wives/husbands picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!👌💃👏😜😝

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Loving couple before Marriage: 'Janu.. tum nahi to main nahi, main nahi to tum nahi.'

The same couple after Marriage: 'Maa kasam' Aaj tu nahi ya main nahi...😜

Vitamin F .............
I loved this and want to share it with you...

Why do we have a variety of friends who are all so different in character? How do we get along with them all? I think that each one helps to bring out a "different" part of us.

We joke with one friend. We sit down and talk about serious matters with one. With another we laugh a lot. We may have a coke with one. We listen to one friend's problems. Then we listen to another one's advice for us.
Our friends are all like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle. When completed, they form a treasure box. A treasure of friends!

There are friends who understand us better than we do, who support us through good days and bad days. We all pray together and for each other.

Real Age doctors tell us that friends are good for our health. Dr. Oz calls them Vitamin F (for Friends) and counts the benefits of friends as essential to our well being.

Research shows that people in strong social circles have less risk of depression and terminal strokes. If you enjoy Vitamin F constantly you can be up to 30 years younger than your real age. The warmth of friendship stops stress and even in your most intense moments it decreases the chance of a cardiac arrest or stroke by 50%.

Make an effort to keep a stock of Vitamin F.