Laughter Zone

Best msg of the year....:)
A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do
you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl answered with a  loud voice, “I
DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!!!”
All of the students in the library
started staring at the guy. He was
very embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl
walked quietly to the guy’s table and
told him, “I study psychology and I
know what a man is thinking. Let me
guess, you were embarrassed, huh?”
The guy responded with a loud voice,
“200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT?!?!?!
THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!”
…and all the people in the library
looked at the girl in shock. The guy
leaned over and whispered, “I study
Management, and I know how to screw people..
I am not sure about the source of this msg but It's great to share it here....

Hilarious one... I am sure you will get a laugh....


A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks,

"What do they do there?"

He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.

Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.

Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."

The man doesn't like it, so he moves on and checks out the American hell, the Russian hell and hells of other countries.

He finds that they're all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in.

Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"

He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.

Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.

Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells; so why are so many people waiting to get in here?" wonders the man.

He is told, "Because the maintenance here is so bad that the electric chair does not work,

Someone has stolen all the nails from the bed

and the Indian devil is a former government servant,

So he just comes, signs the attendance register and then goes to the canteen..!"